Fastest Checkmate Ever: Sonic Chess Set Mark II!

13 March, 2011 12 May, 2020

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Why doesn’t it surprise me that this news comes straight from merchandise hoarder T-Bird?

Anyways, yes, this is a real thing, and you can find it here. An online site where you can subscribe to receive monthly magazines instructing you in the fine art of owning people with chess pieces. Best part? FREAKING CHESS PIECES = SONIC FIGURINES!

Damn right, getting the entire set means you’ve swagged about 26 unique, hand painted Sonic figures. And it gets better! If you subscribe now, you get EVEN MORE FREE SWAG, complete with a Sonic bag. So yeah, two for one: an awesome board game, and a ton of merch.

Why didn’t the source of this surprise me again?

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Suf

The cute Uruguayan with 1001 voices, Ram The Dragon found her way into Sonic Wrecks one day and never left. We believe this is because she’s actually part-limpet on her father’s side. In any case Ram proved a most loyal Wreckser over the years and late 2008 was promoted to an actual staff member in charge of creative forum matters and was also given a pair of big boots to stomp around in and on those who don’t abide by E-On’s rules. Though not around the place as much due to real world business you'll still hear her on videos occasionally. In other news she once sailed around the world in a sieve, crossed the arctic with only a bevel sandwich toaster for company, once flashed the entirety of Luxembourg and has strange moon-based magical powers enabling her to bend black dragons to her will. Or something to that effect….

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