Retro Video: Segata Sanshiro Does Not Approve Of Baseball.

Off to do sports? HOW DARE YOU! Segata Sanshiro will kick your Japanese asses and get you playing Sonic R like you should be. Or at least that’s what apparently happens in this Japanese commercial for the 1997 racing title.

Segata Sanshiro: “Beating the crap out of innocent Japanese teens for not having a white SEGA Saturn since 1997.”