Sonic eBay Fails – Is This The Worst Sonic Fake Item EVER?

A piece of merch so amazing you actually have to see it to quite believe it.

Your eyes are not lying you are indeed seeing what you are seeing. This watch is one of several popping up all over eBay at the moment that are perhaps the most terrible and the most awesome fakes ever. Why the dual nature? Well, just look at it.

For a start the product itself is terrible, but its when you actually have a look at it you see what an absolute mess it is.

Lets take it from the top and look at the games:

  • The box features character art from Sonic Rivals 2 on the PSP
  • It also features the logo from Sonic Rush Adventure on the DS
  • In fact if you look in the bottom left hand corner you’ll even see part of the ESRB logo from the pack art the fakers have used.
  • Inside we have more Rivals 2 art, but also a Sonic Heroes (XB, PS2, GC) logo strap.
  • And to round things off we’ve got a Sonic & The Secret Rings watch face.

Words fail me at this point, I recall way back when there was a curious official item which possessed SONIC 06’s logo with Secret Rings art but this just takes the cake.

You’d’ve thought this would end but oh no, there are several of these… and they’re perhaps even worse. They’ve even done the same to Mario. Look at this!

The sheer amount of fail on display here is breathtaking, the bottom right even combines Sonic Unleashed into the fray, and others elsewhere on the store show Sonic Riders.

What do you lot think? Comment below!

Kevin Eva

Author: Kevin Eva

Gamer, scholar, gentleman & fountain of useless trivia, LMC's boss-man extraordinaire is also a super-awesome Community Manager who has worked on projects for SEGA, Square Enix, Konami, Capcom and more. Once co-created and hosted an international fan-convention because he can do that sort of thing.

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    Haha, I actually kinda like them! The’re like a little homage to a collection of Sonic games of mixed quality, right their on your wrist! XD

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    Actually these look better than the stuff they did initially, someone’s stepped up there manufacturing.

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    I… kind of want one of these. Maybe it’s just the novelty of such an incredibly fake item.

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    my god!!! my eyes are melting!!! what a cruel world this is :p what a piece of crap…. ^^

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