SOA Present “MasterTweet Theatre”
You know, I woke up at around 5:30am this morning. Nothing incredibly new as my sleeping pattern is all over the place at the moment due to a few things like the return of the stupid head pains/blackouts. Yeah, you could’ve gift-wrapped them. Stupid brain. What was different about this though was the fact that I woke up because I felt something in the air, you know the feeling you get just before you find your house is on fire. Something… out of place in the atmosphere. So I get up, head downstairs, drink the remains of my flat coke and get online. Turns out it wasn’t the house on fire it was this –
Yes, I’d felt a grave disturbance in the internet – and after watching the above I can only assume it was RubyEclipse’s fake moustache. This is either the most terrible thing in the world or the greatest thing in the history of ever; I don’t know, my brain is mush. There’s half a chance it just might signal The Rapture, if it does we’ll nautrally let you know.One thing I am sure of is that after this Sonic Underground now makes sense to me. Let me say that again… SONIC UNDERGROUND now MAKES SENSE.
Still, pretty damn creative – I certainly didn’t see this coming. I hear we’ll have more MasterTweet Theatre from them in time. Though sadly I doubt we’ll see more of ClumsyOrchid’s “Snarky Snowman” which is a pity as I’d really like to see him interrupt Ruby Claus more and start to get under his skin a bit. Perhaps just as well, tho, he is a snowman that’s apparently above a fire and- wait above a fire? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
We have only one thing to say to that: